Ultimate Lists

Top Fifty Comedic Movies (In order of funny- not quality)

50. Darwin Awards
49. Nothing to Loose
48. School of Rock
47. Scary Movie 2
46. Grand Theft Parsons
45. Mrs. Doubtfire
44. Dukes of Hazard 
43. Waiting
42. Hot Fuzz
41. Dogma
40. Grind 
39. Airheads
38. The Big Nothing
37. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
36. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
35. In Bruges 
34. The Hammer
33. Silver Streak
32.  After Hours 
31. Orange County
30. Jackass: The Movie
29. Ice Harvest
28. Stripes
27. Mallrats
26. High Fidelity
25. Ghost Busters
24. Trainspotting 
23. Monty Python: Meaning of Life
22. Blues Brothers
21. Big Trouble
20.  Austin Powers
19. Pulp Fiction
18. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
17. Clerks 2
16.  Swingers
15. Wedding Crashers
14. South Park
13. Porky's
12.  Bad Santa
11. Forty-year Old Virgin
10. Airplane
9.  American Pie
8. Superbad
7. Big Lewblowski
6. Blazing Saddles
5. Knocked Up
4. Little Miss Sunshine
3. Monty Python: Holy Grail
2. Old School
1. Young Frankenstein

Top 10 Trilogies-    please note: If there was a sucky fourth one, we only count the first three. Thought You should know. Welcome.

10. Lord of the Rings
You'd be higher if it weren't for all those fucking geeks.


9. Star Wars
Same reason as the Rings.


8. El Mariachi, Desperado, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Rodriguez is awesome. But I do miss Johnny Depp's eyes.


7. Thin Man
Will Powell, Myrna Loy- Look it up.


6. Scary Movie
Yes, it is a comedy, but the first two especially are hilarious.


5. Lethal Weapon
Pre-racist basterd Gibson. 


4. Indiana Jones 
I hate snakes too Harrison Ford.


3. Die Hard
Yippe Ky Aye Mother Fucker!


2. James Bond
Amazing. That's all I got.


1. Dirty Harry 
Do you feel lucky, punk?

The Top Ten Westerns

10. Hang 'Em High
9. 3:10 to Yuma

8. El Dorado
7. For a Few Dollars More

6. The Good, the Bad, the Ugly
 5. Wild Bunch

4. Tombstone
3. Fistful of Dollars

2. My Darling Clementine
1. Magnificent Seven

25 Top Action Movies

25. Under Siege
24. Thunder Ball 
23. Robocop
22. Road Warrior
21. Kill Bill
20. Speed 
19. Payback
18. Saving Private Ryan
17. Die Hard with a Vengeance
16. Escape From New York
15. Predator
14. Empire Strikes Back
13. Braveheart
12. Fast and The Furious
11. Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark
10. Gladiator
9. Bourne Supremacy
8. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
7. Great Escape
6. Rambo
5. Lethal Weapon
4. Goldfinger
3. Bullitt
2. Dirty Harry
1. Die Hard

Top Fifteen Funny Movie Quotes

15. “They (Europe) could be fascist anarchists- it still wouldn’t change the fact I don’t have a car.” -Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

14. “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.” –Silence of The Lambs

13.“I don’t give a good fuck what you know or don’t know. I’m going to torture you, regardless.” –Reservoir Dogs

12.“-Never trust a nigger.
-He could have been white.
-Never trust anyone!” –French Connection

11.“You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know … morons.” –Blazing Saddles

10.“Now hold it, hold it. We’re about to accuse Haldeman, who only happens to be the second most important man in this country, of conducting a criminal conspiracy from inside the White House. It would be nice if we were right.” –All The Presidents Men

9. “I chose not to choose life, I choose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin.” –Trainspotting

8.“-Who’s that then?
-I dunno. Must be a king.
-Why?
-He hasn’t got shit all over him.” – Monty Python and The Holy Grail

7.“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” –Jaws

6.“Just like a Wop to bring a knife to a gunfight.” –Untouchables

5.“When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t collecting for the Red Cross!” –Dirty Harry

4.“-What happened to you’re nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
-Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little to quick.” –Chinatown

3. “-Where were you last night?
-That’s so long ago, I don’t remember.
-Will I see you tonight?
-I never make plans that far ahead.” –Casablanca

2.“-Then you jump first.
-No, I said.
-What’s the matter with you?
- I can’t swim!
- Why, you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.” –Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

1."Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!"- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Top Ten Movie Shootouts

10. Doomsday: